Kid-isms

Yes, I’m that mom blogger that often loves to do the “my kids say the darndest things” posts. It’s Family Friday here on the blog, deal with it. 😉 Here are just a few of my recent favorites:

Baby Girl: This one time…when mama was on speed…
Randy: You mean when mom was speeding?
Baby Girl: No, when mama was on speed and the cops weren’t around…
(we had to gently remind her that they’re called police officers and if you tell those police officers that mommy is “on speed”, instead of speeding, they might repo the kids)

BG: I made friends with a boy at school mom.
Me: Oh?
BG: But don’t worry…we didn’t make friends like dogs and sniff each other’s bootys.

Little Man: Why are you coloring on your eyes?
Me: It’s called eyeliner buddy. Make up.
LM: Oh, I thought you were dressing up like those mimes but…you know…skin colored.
(Natural make up FAIL)

BG: Will you photo-mo-graph MY wedding?
Me: If both of you want me to.
BG: Mom you HAVE to! I’ll tell the boy he’s dumb if he says no.

Have a beautiful weekend everyone!

8 thoughts on “Kid-isms

  1. Tracy Kowald says:

    Oh I love it, absolutely adorable.
    My heart is in Nashville right now as my “home” town is flooded. As I look at pictures online, I weep seeing the Opryland Hotel and the Gaslight theater is under water. Minus the loss of life, the first thought was the Titanic seeing such a beautiful hotel full of water.

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  2. Courtney Davis says:

    I could only pray for kids that super cool and with such witty response! They just made my day! esp the speed:)

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  3. Sarah B. says:

    loving family friday- loving the quotes- kids DO say the most amazing things. I wish I could write them all down.

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